You're a virgin who can't drive.

Ryan Yells at a Classic Rock Song Episode 1

Louis CK would def agree with you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltpsPsj2jzU

rypurt:

“Signs, signs everywhere a sign blocking out the scenery breaking my mind. And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply.”

-First of all, no it fucking didn’t. No sign has ever said that. You just made that up and its pretty obvious. Secondly, who gets mad at signs? Some signs are kinda important like stop signs, or speed limits. Oh no the signs are ruining my groovy vibes man!! I’m gonna take out all the stop signs in your neighborhood and hope a Range Rover finds your Prius.

Time to Start Working...

I’ll come over and help you with this bc I’ve only been to one bar in your town!

hithisisdanielle:

I have only been to 29% of the bars in my town:

The Albert
The Anchor
The Angels Reply
The Bricklayers Arms
Bar Amigo
Bar Absolute
Bombora
The Cock
Coopers Arms
Cromwell
The Crown
The Greyhound
The Half Moon
Highlander
Ivory
The Kings Arms
Millstream
Molly Malone’s
The Nightingale
The Orange Tree
The Phoenix
Que Pasa
The Radcliffe Arms
The Red Hart
The Rose & Crown
The Sailor Boy
The Silver Moon
The Sun
The Sunrunner
The Three Moorhens
The Victoria
The Well
The Windmill


In the words of NKOTB: “Let’s Get This!”

Tonight I will be going to a restaurant called Ninja, where I will be served Japanese food by Ninjas.

I am very excited by this!!

Taco Tuesday will be in full effect tonight! :)

My work gave us tickets to sit in our box suite for the Flyers game tonight.

I’m not a big sports fan but I am a huge fan of free food and alcohol!

Go Team!